It was bound to happen.
You give some off-kilter powerful men the oppo to ruin the lives of women, even beyond Dobbs and, well, this is what you get:
Embryos enrolling in Kindergarten.
Think of it. The very people who HATE providing government services for anyone other than the 1%, are now tasked with finding a way to feed and house and clothe and educate this wittingly created new class of welfare babies.
My, my, what would Reagan say?
Jesus School.
“See?” the Faith Leader says to this young cohort resting on their napping pads as he points to the portrait of Jesus hanging above them on the wall.
“Jesus was once an embryo, just like you! Except you now have Air-Embryo Sneakers. Well, aren’t you the lucky ones,” he says in his sing-songy way.
“All Jesus had were sandals he pounded out of animal hide himself. But then, he was a carpenter and had opposable thumbs, and you, well—you’re kind of in a jelly-jam roll, aren’t you?”
The embryos wiggled inside their gooey cocoon.
“By the way, how do you pee?”
Rosie Sorenson is a humor writer in the San Francisco Bay Area. Her column is satire and, like Fox “News,” cannot be believed as fact. You can contact Rosie at: RosieSorenson29@yahoo.com. See RosieSorenson.com
From The Progressive Populist, April 15, 2024
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