Humpty Trumpy sat on a wall Humpty Trumpy had a great fall All Putin’s horses and all of his men Tried hard and failed to fix Trumpy again.
Humpty Trumpy cried out in pain Why can’t I do what I want to again Why do they sue me and why do they rue And where is my binky in sweet baby blue.
Humpty Trumpy now sits in jail Dear Bobby Mueller had failed to fail “I hate you I hate you,” cries Trumpy anew “Go suck an egg,” Mueller says with a “Whew!”
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