Humpty Trumpy sat on a wall
Humpty Trumpy had a great fall
All Putin’s horses and all of his men
Tried hard and failed to fix Trumpy again.
Humpty Trumpy cried out in pain
Why can’t I do what I want to again
Why do they sue me and why do they rue
And where is my binky in sweet baby blue.
Humpty Trumpy now sits in jail
Dear Bobby Mueller had failed to fail
“I hate you I hate you,” cries Trumpy anew
“Go suck an egg,” Mueller says with a “Whew!”
Rosie Sorenson is a humor writer in the San Francisco Bay Area. You can contact her at: RosieSorenson29@yahoo.com
From The Progressive Populist, April 1, 2019
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