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The Summer of Our Discontent/ Part One

(Monday, Aug. 1, 2024. National Observatory, Washington, D.C.) nnDouglas Emhoff heard the phone before his wife did. “Honey. … Honey!” “What?” Emhoff watched his wife turn …

Solar Revolution On The Way

Can you imagine a solar device that produces electricity regardless of weather, time of day or geographical location? Neither can I, but researchers at Chalmers University of Technology in Sweden …

Summer of Discontent/Part 2

(Tuesday, Sept. 10, 2024. Mansions on Fifth Hotel, McCook Suite, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania) His vision suddenly blurry, Donald Trump put his hand on the shower wall to steady himself. His fingers …

Say it Ain’t So, Joe

Taking my cue from Joe Manchin, I am announcing that I will not run for President in 2024. Or ever. I am announcing that I will stop praying for the Great Felonious Trump to be sent to Solitary …

Peace and the Planet

Does protecting the Earth justify violence? A Jan. 21 New York Times Magazine article explores this question with Andreas Malm, a Swedish author and professor who espouses violence against property, …

All Tuckered Out

Never in the history of television have we been forced to endure so many cringey moments (except for Katie Couric’s interview with Sarah Palin) than the hours Tucker spent with Vlad. …

Exciting Ecological Innovations

Despite the bad news that 2023 was the warmest year on record, proving that efforts to reverse global warming aren’t working, there are some remarkable inventions and adaptations that herald …

Trump’s Inner Voice

Donald J. Trump sits on Trump Force One, about to fly to another rally and to the waiting crowds who want to touch, paw, hug, and kiss him. He asks the steward for Wet Wipes. Trump …

Pieces of Ron

Ron DeSatan exited the presidential stage the way he entered—not with a bang, but with a stupid-ass blunder by unwittingly using a faux Churchill quote: “Success is not final, failure is not …

Because. One. Man. Lied.

Because one man lied in Germany 90 years ago, their democracy became a dictatorship. Because one man lied in Italy 100 years ago, their democracy became a dictatorship. Because those liars …

I Am The Reason Amazon Drivers Can’t Pee

My favorite Italian restaurant in town is owned by a family of Republicans, as is the only place in Tulsa that has decent bagels. My urologist, a friend, who’s brilliant and funny and someone who …

2023 Review and 2024 Outlook for Earth

After a hollow climate conference in Dubai, under whose sand lies a mother lode of fossil fuels, hope is hanging by a thread to reverse our climate crisis. The United States, whose President …

We Are All In The Next Building

“Some of my friends are still waiting around to go home. I don’t know any more than anyone else … I will echo the thanks to the first responders.” That’s my friend Michael Green, …

Elon’s Final Solution

Elon Musk travelled to Israel on Nov. 27, 2023, to meet with Benjamin Netanyahu and tour the remains of an incinerated village. No reason given for the trip, but many felt it was an apology tour …

Climate Conference Offers Little Hope

A climate conference set in a country whose vast wealth is entirely from oil starts with one strike against it. Add 1,300 participating fossil fuel lobbyists and that’s strike two. I’m not …

If Biden Were Trump

To hear Trump supporters tell it, to read their tweets and posts (and you’ll want to keep the Pepcid close by when you do), the supposed warts of Donald Trump, including his convictions, …

Mother Trees: Wisdom of the Forest

Suzanne Simard probably knows as much about trees as any person on Earth. The Canadian scientist and professor released her book “Finding the Mother Tree: Discovering the Wisdom of the Forest” in …

If Biden Loses, Blame My Wife

If Donald Trump beats Joe Biden next November, it won’t be because pollsters underestimated the number of Americans who voted for Trump because they believed Jesus wanted him to win — though …

RobbieBot-1, Mike Johnson-0

At the last minute, MSNBC was forced to substitute its AI RobbieBot for Rachel Maddow, who had been scheduled to interview the newly anointed House Speaker, Mike Johnson. Due to the ongoing tragedy …

International Energy Agency Paints False Rosy Future

The International Energy Agency (IEA) sees a green future in their new annual report. An Oct. 24 article in the Washington Post quoted the IEA predicting that solar panels will generate more power …

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