Your Independent Journal from the Heartland
WASHINGTON, D.C. - If Donald Trump was not so dangerous, it would be easy to laugh out loud at how silly he is, with his small hands and cold heart in bed with Satan on the cartoon show South Park.
“No God and no religion can survive ridicule," Mark Twain once wrote. "No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live.”
But Trump is proving all previous political punditry pathetically wrong, the first autocratic tin pot dictator in American history with little political credibility and delusions of grandeur, trying to run the United States like a banana republic.
It is wildly ironic that the only criminal case he was convicted in involved his having sex with porn star Stormy Daniels, and the only story to weaken his credibility with his MAGA base is his long time friendship with convicted pedophile pimp Jeffrey Epstein.
Back when QAnon was accusing Democrats of running a deep state pedophile ring, it was Epstein who had the pedophile party island in the "Virgin Islands," and the party mansion in New York with 14-year-old girls servicing the likes of Trump, Prince Andrew, Bill Gates and yes, America's horn dog president, Bill Clinton.
But the facts show Hillary and Pizzagate had nothing to do with it.
Vladimir Putin must have known, back when Trump was in his country imposing his golden shower fantasies on the contestants for Ms. Universe. It is widely known that the Russian Mob bailed Trump out when his Atlantic City casinos were going bankrupt, and no American bank would loan him money.
Is this payback? Trump giving Putin what he's always wanted? An America in constant crisis, with an economy on the rocks and chaos in the streets.
But no one at Breitbart News, the Drudge Report or Fox News took the time to read the Bloomberg, Wall Street Journal and New York Times stories about all of that, or to pass them on to their audiences without a college education between them.
To secure a deal with Skydance, the board and stock holders at Paramount may have cashed in on firing Stephen Colbert and destroying CBS News. But if this ends how most actual experts think it will, they will not get the last laugh. The joke will be on them.
But it might be too late to save American democracy. So they better keep their golden parachute close to their chest and get ready to flee to Canada, where it might not be so cold soon if Trump's plan to gut the science for protecting the environment and combating climate change due to global warming from the burning of fossil fuels for energy and transportation continues to warm the planet and melts all the glaciers, creating beaches in many places where they never existed before.
Maybe some of them can seek refuge with Mark Zuckerberg in his underground survivalist bunker in Hawaii, after Meta's A.I. bots take over the government and render most workers obsolete, including most journalists.
Apparently no one in this administration has a plan to feed what's left of the country after they deport all the fruit and vegetable pickers to El Salvador.
They must figure everyone will be happy to survive on McDonald's hamburgers made from Mexican beef, and bananas from the banana republics of Central America, where the American writer O. Henry coined the phrase while hiding out in Honduras for bank embezzlement and wrote the novel published in 1904, "Cabbages and Kings."
As stupid as it sounded when the QAnon shaman was storming the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, there may finally be some truth in the slogan, “Quo unus nostrum it, eo universi imus.” It is a saying inspired by the coming of age at sea saga “White Squall” using a lame slogan from the Albatross ship’s bell, “Where we go one, we go all."
We may all go down with this ship. This captain will certainly not lift a finger to save any of us by steadying the keel while we board the lifeboats. Trump is the kind of coward who would take all the lifeboats for himself and let his own family drown.
How could anyone trust this man? Only by hook and crook and the devil's own propaganda plan. When will the sensationalist History Channel finally admit that Trump is the third Antichrist Nostradamus and the prophets of the Holy Bible were warning us about?
Glynn Wilson is editor and publisher of New American Journal (NewAmericanJournal.net).
