Your Independent Journal from the Heartland
If you want to work as a journalist for ABC, then you had better not speak out honestly. Long-time ABC correspondent Terry Moran was suspended then fired for doing just that.
A more perfect example you cannot find of why most of us hate the media at this time.
GOP clowns are running ABC into the ground, because their desired merger can’t be found. ABC paid $15 million to Trump for a lawsuit, because they are cowards who prefer a boot on the throat of democracy and our republic. Those greedy corporate cowards must love it. I’m telling ABC News to straight up shove it. Fire the overpaid bosses at that network now, then deport them to planet Mars somehow.
Since Elon Musk’s rockets usually explode, you’ll have to use our flying saucers, I’m told. Being a known “deep stater,” I have the key to let us into Area 51 in Nevada now easily. We’ll commandeer the UFOs hidden there and fly them to ABC headquarters to scare the clueless conservative suit-and-tie guys whom most Americans now truly despise.
In combination with Hangar 18’s UFOs, America’s alien allies The Greys will follow. Time to meet the neighbors, dumb rednecks.
JAKE PICKERING, Arcata, Calif.
